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Pokémon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon (2017)

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You know, for all you know I could have done the same old thing I always did, but I think it would have been more predictable than the plot of an average Pokemon episode. Therefore I've decided to break the mold a little bit and do something different, by reflecting on my experiences in front of the computer, by using metaphors of things I've seen throughout my short life.

This was 100% completely intentional too. It's so surreal to look at just two to three years ago and think to yourself what you did then was a waste of time as people you thought you were cool on the internet inevitably took the path of crazy, and the media tells you that this is fine. Just like how they hand out high scores to Pokemon Ultra Sun and Moon. You know it's going to be bad at this point and that bugmen are going to go online and tell you it's the greatest game ever. I learned that lesson back in the day when I said BW was a bad game on IRC channels and Pokemon nerds told me "Oh no play it in english you'll understand the AMAZING STORY" and once I saw how bad the story was I realized Pokemon addicts are too brainwashed to the point where they're wired to say any new game is the best game of all time.

And here I am, willing to say what I think about these video games in a sea of screaching 30 year olds trapped at the age of 12 mentally, and trying to avoid these nerds online is like playing Gradius or another Konami Shmup (without the cool aesthetics, their only strong point). Sure seems surreal after all this time doesn't it? It's just a souless cash in that people will still buy with mom's credit card or Uncle Sam's. Oh well, time to stare at the wall and ask myself how did I gain an interest in this terrible series in the first place as I move on in life.

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