Game:

Final Fantasy Mystic Quest (1992)

Duration: 1:51

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I haven't ruined enough old video game chiptunes yet, so here's a ditty about a game lots of you don't like. Inspired by the latest Happy Video Game Nerd episode (because you gots to give credit)

Lyrics:
Hey there you, come on, pull up a chair
Let's talk about a video game for the SNES
Now this old game, it isn't quite the best
It is Final Fantasy Mystic Quest
It's an entry level RPG
I swear to God it was made for kids un-der three
This game's god-damned pathetic
Jesus fuckernauts this blows
I could beat this piece of shit
With both of my fucking eyes and ears closed

So, you ask, why sing about this game?
When it's bad, as many do profess and attest
Well its music, it really rocks my socks
It's real great chiptunes for the old SNES
Well, if you really want to play and see
if you like it, you're in luck, it's on the VC
If you wanna take a break
and give your poor brain a rest
Honey, we don't give a fuck
Go play Final Fantasy Mystic Quest