Today we're going to embark on a long-running series where I pull some of the silliest, craziest, punniest and most baffling GamePro quotes of all time. You see, GamePro had this weird habit of trying to end each review with a pun or a joke, most of which are pretty cringy. It's actually something I find to be incredibly endearing. So, forget about the full reviews or even the scores, because I'm just going to pull out the best bits from a wide variety of games we usually don't talk about. I hope you brought your fancy shoes, because we're about to induct a few of the Great Moments in GamePro.
Featuring: Contra, Maniac Mansion, Code Name: Viper, Abadox, Adventures of Lolo 2, Burai Fighters, Air Diver, Shove It, Alex Kidd in Shinobi World, Cyber Core, Basketbrawl, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan, Batman, Wizards & Warriors X: Fortress of Fear, Skate or Die: Bad 'N Rad, Spot, Budokai, Target Earth and Gargoyle's Quest.
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