Hitman Absolution: Man Hitting 101
Man Hitting 101 is a compilation of the most uncomfortable moments of Hitman Absolution. In this montage you will learn how to hunt as a giant man-eating chipmunk, decapitate your foes as a cleaver-wielding scarecrow, resist the temptation of texture-glitching panties, wield motion sensitive mines as bludgeoning tools, and much much more. Just don't stop. Don't you ever stop.
*A few minor spoilers in this one so avert ye gaze if you care*
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Song:
If I Only Had A Brain - The Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz
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