No Straight Roads (Playstation 4) REVIEW
2Didn't one of the members of QUEEN go off to live with a family on a farm? *COUGHS*
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Here is my review for NO STRAIGHT ROADS, a game I'm sure you've already played with...I mean, "played". A game you've already "played"
Enjoy it and send me your tears in a jar
O.C.G
PLEASE NOTE: OCG is a fictional character. Any resemblance to persons alive, dead or un-dead is purely coincidental
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Game: No Straight Roads (2020)
Platforms: Playstation 4, Nintendo Switch, Xbox One & Microsoft Windows
Review Written, Edited & Performed by Joseph Helsing
Music by Luke Barratt
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Vampire What Vampire?
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