Santa Baby (feministische Version mit dem Text von Miley Cyrus)
Nachdem ich die feministische Version von Miley Cyrus (oh ja! Ist richtig große Klasse und wirklich witzig!) gehört habe, konnte ich natürlich nicht widerstehen, diesen Song auch noch einmal neu aufzunehmen (mit ein paar unwesentlichen Textänderungen) :)
Miley Cyrus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPdXgCq_Rlg
Meine "Originalversion":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbUpd1BOwd0
Text:
Santa, baby, I hear you’ve got some presents
For me, Marlene
been an awfully good girl,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa, baby, I don’t want any fancy jewelry, not me
i’ve got something else in mind, hey
Santa baby, and i don’t need your presents tonight
Don’t want diamonds, cash or stocks
nothing that comes in a box
no more fluff, I’ve had enough
and I can buy my own damn stuff
Santa baby, I’ve got a baller car of my own,
No loans, and I bought it myself
Santa baby, with zero help from Elf on the Shelf
Listen Santa to what I say
A girl's best friend is equal pay
Stop interrupting me when i talk
And never send me pics of your ... klicks
Santa baby, I'd love to know my ass won't get grabbed
At work
By some ignorant jerk
Tell the dirtbags, to put away their chimneys tonight
Don’t want diamonds, cash or stocks
nothing that comes in a box
no more fluff, I’ve had enough
and I can buy my own damn stuff
Santa baby, I'd love to know my ass won't get grabbed
At work
By some ignorant jerk
Tell the dirtbags, to stay away from my place tonight
... and forever
Just stay away from my place tonight
Sorry Santa,
Just stay away from my place tonight