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EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS GAME IS MADE NEEDLESSLY STRESSFUL AND COMBAT IS MADE A SIDE MINOR PART OF THE GAME:
SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE AS SIMPLE AS SEEING A WAYPOINT, BUT THEN IT'S SURROUNDED BY CLIFFS, SO YOU NEED TO FIND A CHOCOBO AND THE EXACT PRECISE MUSHROOM TO HOP ON
AT THIS RATE, THE NEXT TOWN WILL HAVE 'IN ORDER TO GET FROM POINT A TO POINT B, PLAY A SHITTY VERSION OF TETRIS - - - WHERE THE OBJECTS BECOME INVISIBLE AFTER 5 SECONDS!' THIS IS NOT THIS IS EMPHATICALLY NOT FUN AT ALL
THIS GAME WILL NOT GET MORE THAN A 7.0/10 UNDER 7.0/10 ACCURATELY MEANS I'VE PROBABLY HAD AN IMBALANCE OF MORE STRESS (NOT IN THE FUN NOR REWARDING WAY) THAN FUN IN THE GAME
6.2*/10!!

THE GAME FINALLY STARTS TO GET 'SUSTAINED-GOOD' (IOW FOR MORE THAN LIKE 30 MINUTES) AT CHAPTER 9; THE DUNGEON AND BOSS BATTLES IN PARTICULAR, BUT THIS SHOULD'VE HAPPENED NO LATER THAN CH. 3
BTW, IS CID AND VINCENT GOING TO BE PLAYABLE CHARACTERS? IT'S CH. 10 FOR ME NOW AND THEY'RE STILL NOT PLAYABLE WHICH IS A PROBLEM
IN TOTALITY THE GAME IS STILL SUB-7.5*/10
THIS GAME IS SOOOOO BAAAAD-
ONE OF THE MAIN CRITICISMS OF DIABLO 4 WAS HOW THE DESIGN OF THE GROUND ANIMATIONS (SWELLING) TO SIGNAL AN ATTACK WAS SLOPPY AND THERE WERE TOO MANY THINGS HAPPENING ON THE SCREEN AT ONCE-
THIS GAME MAKES THAT LOOK CREATIVE AND CUTTING-EDGE INNOVATIVE-
THEY NEED- THEY SHOULD HAVE JUST WRAPPED IT UP AT THE END OF REMAKE
6.5*/10
(PART 31 AND 32)
I LITERALLY HAVE THE GAME PAUSED RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I HAVE TO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY, BARRING A MIRACULOUS 10/10 FUN-METER TILL THE END (DOUBTFUL) THIS GAME WILL MAX-CEILING-PEAK AT A 7.0 AND CURRENTLY IS THE WORST-GAME-OF-2024*:
THE ONE- WAIT LEMMELEMME-
IN THE PAST 15 YEARS I THINK shck PLAYED START-TO-FINISH IDK LIKE 50 GAMES? AND THOUSANDS OF HOURS? I THINK - shck CLASSLESSLY RAGED AT A GAME 6 TIMES TOTAL? (2 OF WHICH WERE baldur's gate 3; I DON'T THINK EVEN ONCE IN ALL OF SOULSBORNE GAMES)
ONE TIME WAS FF7 REMAKE WITH THE PULLUP THING: LIKE, I DECIDED ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO CONVEY IN TEXT IT'S ONE OF THOSE 'YOU HAVE TO HAVE EXPERIENCED IT TO UNDERSTAND' I DID SEE A SWEET GIRL STREAMER TRY LIVESTREAM AND I WAS ACTUALLY ANGRY (AGAIN) FOR! HER! THE PROMPTS DISAPPEAR!!!
SO, NATURALLY, WHEN I CAME ACROSS THIS SAME SETTING WITH THE GUY I WAS LIKE (OH FUQK NO. OH FUQK NO. STOP. STOP. STOP. OK OK MAYBE THEY LEARNED AND THIS IS JUST A SIDEQUEST BUT NO DEMENTED MINIGAME)
AND AFTERWARDS, THEY INDEED! INDEED! WERE ALL ABOUT THEIR DIARRHEA SMELLING FART, AND MADE IT EVEN! MORE! FUQKING STUPID!!! LIKE- OK SO FOR THE SECOND ONE A LARGE PART OF THAT shck DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE INSTRUCTIONS WITH THE HALFWAY THING, BUT THEY EVEN! ADDED THIS FUQKING STUPID FUQKING SHIT AND AT THIS RATE THE 3RD INSTALLMENT WILL HAVE LIKE: 'ACTIVATE MOTION SENSOR: TILT IT EXACTLY 45.45 DEGREES TO THE LEFT THEN 55.7326 DEGREES TO THE RIGHT)
I CANNOT- I CANNOT PROPERLY EXPLAIN HOW FFFFFFFFFFFFOCKIN! STUPID THIS PART WAS AND WHOEVER THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO PUT IT IN FF7REMAKE AND THEN AGAIN!!!! (AND WORSE!!!) IN REBIRTH NEEDS TO BE PUT IN A VIOLENT FUQKIN HEADLOCK LIKE THIS- LIKE I CAN'T EVEN- I WAS GUNNA FASTFORWARD AND ALL THAT BUT IM JUST GUNNA LET YOU SEE THIS RAW- THE LAST ROUND PART IN PARTICULAR WAS UNPRECEDENTED ENRAGING
FINAL FANTASY 7 REBIRTH: THE MOST DISAPPOINTING GAME (HYPE VS. REALITY) IN AT LEAST THE PAST 10 YEARS
AND THIS IS NOT A ONE-OFF LIKE IT WAS IN FF7REMAKE: THEY WENT FULL DUMBASS RETARD ON THE MINIGAMES!

FFXV FIRST TIME PLAYTHROUGH: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFyGRhPYzyarpHrMxcPgeBZ4tQe4vK7Jt
FFXV NG+ WALKTHROUGH: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFyGRhPYzyaqvmVuA9_ObNo0O0o6Frb6y
FF13-3 WALKTHROUGH: https://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x6p77j
https://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x6pb5o
FF13-2 WALKTHROUGH: https://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x6p551
FF13 WALKTHROUGH: https://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x6p54z
FF12 ZODIAC AGE WALKTHROUGH: https://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x6p3g1
FFX-2 REMASTER WALKTHROUGH: https://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x6p3fg
FFX REMASTER WALKTHROUGH: https://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x6ozbn
FF9 WALKTHROUGH: https://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x6ozaw
FF8 WALKTHROUGH: https://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x6oxb0
FF6 WALKTHROUGH: https://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x6oxamxamxam