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Super Mario Odyssey (2017)

Duration: 2:11

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Mario, Perchance.
Many people go to school, many people write, and many more also write essays, Perchance.
Even though this is the case, it's important to remember that the best essay ever written has already actually been written, Perchance.
There are many things that people classify as cool, few more things can be classified as cool as heck, but how many things can be given the label of cool as frick, Perchance.
"Mario the Idea, vs Mario the Man" is what I believe to be the most amazing piece of human literature ever painted, carved, written, typed, drawn, or illustrated, ever since the galaxies were formed, and until they deform, this will be the best thing ever created in the field of essays, Perchance.

We all have hero's, Perchance.
Some head to the theatre to watch Ant Man because his superpower and ability to control ants may be their dream t hopefully fulfil one day, Perchance.
Others see their big dream is a couple billion different homes or an unlimited gas tank and the directions to a sunset that never sets, Perchance.
Me on the other hand, there is nothing I want more than the mind of the person who wrote this, Perchance.
The power that would be in my hands, the sheer will of the world can, would be, and would forever be my own, a blank slate this universe of literature will become, Perchance.
I will take over every single community, every fandom will be mine, I will rule Wattpad with an iron sword, I'll bulldoze tumblr, twitter, and Instagram, and cement myself as the king of all, Perchance.
*CUE EPIC EVIL MUSIC... PERCHANCE*
I'll tear it all down, Perchance.
I'll make the internet one for me to conquer and own, and once I have it all, I'll tear it down, inch by inch, one line of code, each site and address, it will all be gone within the hour.
Once I do that, I'll rebuild it all myself, and then share my literature knowledge with the world, with all the others who wish for this type of literature power.
EVERYONE will be able to type stories this good.
And when everyone is the best..?
HehehehehahaHAHAHAHAHAHAaaa...
No one will be...

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