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GoldenEye 007 (1997)

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STOP!!!! PAUSE AND READ ENTIRE DESCRIPTION IF AND ONLY IF YOU ARE CONFUSED

Did I get your attention? Ok, if you're reading this now with the player on pause, it means you're about to spoil a one time only natural viewing process that you will never get back the same if you continue reading, so think, and decide if you want to read on or go back up to the player and continue watching naturally

No? You're still reading this? Ok, then you've decided to spoil everything because you're confused, so here goes...

TO ALL GENERAL AUDIENCES NOMATTER WHO YOU ARE

Here's what this video is. It is a combined public service video (PSA) and Goldeneye007 "stunt" for the N64, particularly a DLTK stunt, meaning I jack all 007 mode categories up to 1000% (the most difficult and custom setting, you don't get anything in the game or advance for it as it's already complete, not even a 4th checkmark) and I complete a level. Not all levels in the game are completable this way, actually a very small minority, but we are going through every one and making a serious attempt at them each in turn from start to finish anyways with only a few retakes for stupid errors where there's something to gain by doing something different to actually give it an honest chance

But wait, there's more

Because people are somehow convinced that the SLIM period of my 24 years of person honoring videomaking of 2007 where I did 4 full levels of this under my past account is all that my account exists for, even though NONE of the Goldeneye stunts made my now page-long lifetime epic video list because they are what I have the absolute LEAST passion for, I decided to also do the most accurate representation of the videomaking that I actually DO do and AM made for in my heart and soul as a person AT THE EXACT SAME TIME AS THE STUNT.

This means that all on the same screen throughout the ENTIRE duration of the video, you get to see a 60 minute NHL 99 gold medal game of a fully edit player stocked Team Austria versus Team Canada with only 4 of my perm roster for ACTUAL charity stunt players on it (opposing us with the even better rated natural Canadian 1999 international players... so basically the game's hardest team) and show each level attempting honestly a DLTK for the first time since 2012 for the same 90 minute period uninterrupted.

At no point will the goldeneye game ever leave the screen. The only cuts are between levels or the rare between multiple attempts at levels if something stupid or unforseen (because I haven't played in years happens). This is different from 2012 when I did this attempting a goldeneye comeback in what is now known as the "singular girl era" (a.k.a. Only HOF FS1 was the honoree, actually intending to GIVE UP Goldeneye stunts for her, hence the burying the game literally underground in the back yard shot, and a lot of useful footage coming from that attempt) and even further back the 2007 stunts where I only did full completable levels. So this version, in what is now MULTIPLE girl (and of multiple TYPES) era is even better because unlike in 2012, I'm not showing just a cut from the attempt each level, then a cut to where I lose the attempt. You are literally getting a WHOLE honest attempt PER level. Only, you're going to have to watch what I'm actually meant for at the same time.

NOW FOR THE GIRLS ALONE

If you made it this far, congrats, because this is mostly for you. I honor people. That is what I do. From 2000 at high school graduation to 2010 it was just DUDES and DUDE friendships that were deeper than most. If you make it to the end, you will see all lifetime "Firestarters" (influential people) honored or discussed in video of ALL different types, not just FS1 romantic. The DUDES beat the females as the females did not BEGIN until HOF FS1 was met on 6-10-2010 and videomaking later that year all the way to the end of 2012. Only in 2020 did the rest of the "Temp FS1" females on that list come about, and after meeting HOF FS2 Samantha Quezada at work and HOF FS3 Maria Cruz (antagonist and kidlike/familial, respectively) and already having my music written by recording artist @WildFireSings who were later identified as an example as an FS4 Professional, I later went over my whole life and realized that even in the absence of ONE central woman that I was designed originally to do all this for, it actually has been in operation my whole life even with "Dude Homages" (Dude FS1) both in person and online (that's where all the game reviewers fit in) and family members and such.

Now I can extend it to any people, including some girls like Lisa Marie and Lauri Melone who switched from one type in last video to FS2 and PA2 in this video, and Sophie Hirmer and Letizia Schrober who were useful in an FS2 capacity in this video. @dalmalaluna was the intended main FS1 honoree but @stillatonik7062 @tamara-ct9wr and @selinalierzer2096 and @juliajamilia also had moments, and Tamara was probably most useful as her quote made final shot

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